i wanna rite blog for old times sake

i cant write anything rele
not because nothing unusual happened here in egypt
or not because i dont have time
its because there is tooooooo much on mind that i want to write.

i will sacrifice and write only some bits

topic 1
i went to the egyptian museum a couple of weeks ago,and found out that tickets for tourists costs a hell more than for egyptians.Tickets fopr me would cost 4ginahs while for u,it would coat 60!
i know its mean.
but if u thinked logically its not expenisive really,coz most tourists r europeans and 7 ginah=1 euros

topic 2
i was in the car the other day wen my eyes fell on two plump and curvy women,wearing tight clothes and layers of untasteful makeup with a fake "i am a modest innocent maiden" manner
my first impression was: do they actually think themselve pretty?
at the same moment a huge lorry passed close to us.I was startled wen i heard a youngman shouting:
YAA MOZAAAA which is a single vulgar egyptian slang word i detest.It means hot woman.
then he continued, mocking a sobbing tone : why dosnt anyone wanna marry meeeeee!! wawawawaaaaaaa!

topic 3
i found a picture of my great great grandfather! or my grandfather's grandfather sooooo cool, i will show u people wen i go back to qatar

topic 4
the egyptian bus drivers are on a strike! and all goverment workers r late for there job.Talking about politics this new movie by the JEWISH steven speilberg as i found out has this conversation init:
man 1:awww cute dog! wats his name
man 2:anwar al sadat an ex- egyptian president
man 1:wat do u like his policy and decision? r u a supporter
man2 : no, they just look exactly alike

many egyptians r furious coz al sadat was a very respected president who helped in 1973 war againt israil.
then there was a scene wen man 1 looked at the dog then at a picture of al sadat then back again.

well...its done..now wat to do with it?

those

ITS ALL OVER.....

IGCSE'S R FINALLY FINISHED...being free all of the sudden seems weird,well i know we still have the other subjects but wat r they...english? arabic? it? chemistry? the only one that will maybe require some studying is chemistry.
my mum shouted at me when i asked her whether i can post pictures when i go to egypt, she said not to put pictures of people...*sighs* anyway my pictures will also be mostly of things i can hold or the areas um in.coz ill use my webcam :P
my mum is literally warning me from now that i'll have to do many things in the first two weeks of the holiday,before i go to egypt.They involve mostly kitchen stuff,not including cooking everyday! but anyway that will be better than setting on my desk all day...by the way i feel really weak,it sounds funny but my back hurts when i bend to carry things XD is that considered lazy? or is it something serious? and i dont think i'll be doing any sports in the holiday,because:
we will be in a flat
i'll spend most of the holidays with my grandparents
um too lazy
wats better is that me and my brother will split up,so one will be staying with our grandparents,and the other will be staying at our other grandmother,then we will swap...smart...eh?
AND........I can finally play moonlight sonata again,trust me the feeling i got wen i couldnt play the song was weird,i felt it was some symptom to some werid mental disease!!!!

sorry

sorry for the bad grammer in the previous post coz i didnt revise it afterwards

i havnt wrote sumthin for a looooong time...

well i don know wat to rite...i just wanna express my relief for finishing the DAMN PHYSICS PAPER 3 do u know that a dude actually asked in yahoo answers "did anyone do their paper 3 question today" i answered him smthin like cooool u did it too i looked at everyone after the exam and they were all hiding their face in their hand... and i actually got best answer,actually u shouldnt count that coz i was THE ONLY answer lol

for the past couple of months,wenever a play my moonlight sonata,i just forget a bit in the middle,the problem is i cant find it in the notes XD and then i fix it and after a while i forget another bit....... there is smthin very fishy about that song...i dont remember the time wen i was actually learn it.. i just remebre when i DECIDED to learn it and FINISHED learning it...the bit between is such a gaping hole.

i need to start the stupid essay for english,where we have to write about social responsibility its to do with a play we currently encountered called an inspector calls...i dont like this topic coz i hav lots of not good memories related to it...

this one

Fantasie impromptu (thats a name of a song)

look people...um sick of it,i cant get the damn video to work on the post,so ill just rite its hyperlink.
this song sounds so familiar to me..was it in some fairytale cartoon theme song,thumbalina or something...well i now one thing for sure..it gives me goosebumps..and i had a bet with nisa that i will learn the few couple of pages in the summe holiday coz ts HARD level 8+ well people who dont play piano dont get excited,coz it is a boring old classic ( I HATE NON-CLASSICS)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvm2ZsRv3C8

pigs and chocolate

my dad had this funny dream the other day

on the same day,we went to this new coffee shop called maya thingy in landmark
it is hard to describe,but from this comment my brother said,u can guess how it is:

GOD...If the food in the world could taste like that,then wat will food in janna taste like

well they practically gave u melted chocolate as a refreshment,this by itself is enough to ruin ur pancreas for ever (sorry bio is stuck in my head)
an th waiter was a phillipino guy (naturally) and he literally had the biggest mouth ive ever seen lol
well it looks like the chocolate affected my dad,he dreamt that he was in the malaysian airport,and that they were checking for the swine flu vicitims,in a pretty unusual way

they got a fat pink pig and placed it in the middle of the airport,and ordered the people to crowd around,the person that the pig chooses to go to,unfortunatly has the flu.........

i laughed untill tears...so never eat lots of chocolat before bed

moderate breath

at laaaaaast!!!!! the first half of the IGCSE'S are over, we can take a deep breath,not actually a deep breath,more of a "moderate breath"the deep breath will be at the end of june.At least we can now stand on our feet without stumbling like we have done in the past couple of weeks.My plans for this "vacation" are:
knit :p
do the freakin art project
do the freakin chem. equation sheet
study for the freakin it test (at least it isn't the other f word)
watch tv
play "proper" piano
make a cake(i will need ur recipe saher)
today the bio test was WEIRD ok it was OK but again...garlics?! it was tooooo different from all the tests in previous years.At least we learned that garlics are not seeds nisa!
look people i found this riddle on yahoo answer try to answer it u have to wait until the guy answers it so that i can get u the answer
ok a bob goes into a chemists and goes up to the counter. he whispers to the man behind the counter and the man pulls out a gun. and bob says thanks and walks out of the chemists, what did bob say to the man?

3 igcse left 7 to go a little bit of cats too is involved in the post

i don kno wat to rite but i just wanna rite...like i commented in cania's blog,past of me don wan the exams to finish,coz i will no more get attention from my parents,they practically scold my brother if he entered my room,i feel like a king.I abandoned nocturne no.2 opus.9 and i am learning a song that is in the book i am learning from on the music centre i go to in egypt,it is called serenade and i think is by schubert orhowever u spell his freakin name.I remember this song was in an ancient computer game i used to play at my grandmother's house,just the thought make me sick...home sick
never before have i felt i really need a vacation i miss everything in egypt,coz it just connotates...
relaxationnnnnnnnn
from the toilet seat to my granny's cats
first she got a cat and called it honey dedicated to the memory of her favourite previous cat...honey!!! then it turned out to be a male but it only answered this name so we kept it *gay cat* then she got him a female cat sandy but they didn wannna mate my mum said that was becaus honey wasn't i male but i saw them with my own eyes and even shooed them...watever and so she took sandy to some neighbours handsome cat meoww!!! she got 4 cats cloudy,dusty,goldie,milky after they grew she gave cloudy and milky to my uncle who changed their name to cattie and tommy lame eh? but they got sick of them so they returned them back,but then she gave the other 2 to a friend.They grew and now sandy just recently had 4 more cats and i dont know who the father is,i wish it is not her son...my granny is begging people to take them...so...yep my granny now has 8 cats in the house

2 IGCSE LEFT...8 TO GO!!!!!!!

I finally feel relieved,coz now the whole hall thingy is not a mystery to me.
To day i did a frekin mistake in math,to do with the locus thingy aHHHHHH!!!1 i feel so dum,at leaSt i did well in physics (unlike pooor nisa)XD XD in my physics test,i had a freakin cough fit,and i tried to stop a particulary loud one,not to disturbe my fellow candidtates,and ended up choking...
the problem is i forgot to get my water! i asked the teacher to let me get it AND SHE SAID YES.
MALI today asked me something that i didnot get,the only word i understood was something about a jumper,and i just nodded like an idiot...he really freakes me out...mali this is the only coversation i had with him.he was our physics lesson substitute teacher then coz old heath was absent:
him:is that a flower on ur shoe?
me:yea,i even have one on my hair band
him:so are u that type of flowery girl?
me:yea my element is earth
him:so does that mean ur full of mud?
saher giggles and does the chatterbox gesture d*** u saher
why would he concentrate on my shoe........

FREAKIN FLU

Well i got a flu,just a couple of days before my ig's,i was goin to skive off sunday anyway,but i was afraid of worsnop's threat,now i have an excuse!
really people...while my dear friend nisa has intestinal problems,i have nasal and fancy name for ear problem,it seems as if they attract germs.
charmin pair...eh?
THERE IS NOTHING I HATE MORE IN THE WORLD THAN SORE THROAT.....it is the only time when i cant stop myself from killing someoneAHHHHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
u kno ukno!! a couple of days ago i was like:
hey farah u should be careful not to make urself sick,i wouldn't be good if you had to blow ur nose every second in the hall...
and now it happened...as the egyptian saying says:
ele yikhaf mel 3afreet yela3lo
Oh sorry!
if you fear the ghost,he will come to you

Jazzyyyyy

as u all can see my "blog writing rate" is decreasing,it is now less steep or with a smaller gradient,well that is because um studying,and decided to use physics term in everyday life.
I am currently composing a jazz song,the problem is it changes every time i play it xdxdxdxdxxxdxdxdxdx,and another problem is saher volunterred to write its lyrics...haha just kidding,do u know that ia ctually still have the poem we wrote in yr 9
...oh u soft hearted birds do no track my heart
for it has simply been torn apart...
see saher i remember.What i hate about making songs is that after a while they start to sound bad coz u get used to them and then ur *prouds* feeling go away.
anyway i need to go now....

BIRTHDAY

WELL.... yesterday was my birthday,and after all 15 is a big number xD.I did not get a single blooming present...EXCEPT FOR MARSHIIIII'S!!!!! WHICH IS THE BEST PRESENT IVE EVER GOOOOOT!!!!! coz u kno my mum thinks birthday's r kinda haram and i think it is too self centerd like "yoo everyone today we should all celebrate coz today is the day i was born"khkhkhkhkhkhkh u kno wat my dad gave me............an envelope with money in and a pretty....note
"happy birthday
to my most precious,prettiest and most gentle daughter in the world...
from papa maged"
what the dsf**** ooh i invented a swear word
he also asked when he picked me up from school"what cake do u want me to by for u?"
"i don wan cake,i wann gateaux-assorted cake slices (we use french terms in egypt),cakes are boring,they tast the same everywhere"
he was like "ok and we can eat it toghether at night,eh?"
ahhh sigh last birthday he was like:
u don imagine the feeling one experienece when he is blessed with a child may u feel it...blablablabl!!!!!!!!!!!!SENTIMENTAL NONSENSE THAT REALLY PI**** ME OFF!!!!!!

AWESOME PIANO COINCEDENCE

today i was looking at old post when i read one belonging to hamzah called waw.He said that he bought a new piano JUST LIKE MINE i was like COOL!!! finally i can ask someone how to connect it to the computer anyway,the thing was dated 13 feb,and now i was looking in some old junk and found a reciept dated 13 feb friday 2009,YES it was the piano reciept.So me and hamzah bought the same piano on the same day!!!!!
but maybe...he bought the piano on another day and he wrote the post afterwards..aah,whatever!!

at last you can see my family!!!!!!!!!!

yesterday i found this pic on my computer it shows:

on the far left there is my only male cousin mostafa

(the one with the brown t shirt)

the dark haired girl is his sister or my cousin laila (there mum is my dad's sister)

the light haired girl i am not sure who she is

the guy with the yellow shirt akram is my cousin"s cousin

BUT the guy with the red shirt is:

ok my cousin has a dad the dad has a brother the brother has a wife and this guy is her brother.

I said but because he is a real STAR .coz there is this arabic " american idol" called star academy and he was from the final two!!!!!!!! cool rite.When i told arabic people that i am distantly related to him they did not believe me.IF U DONT BELIEVE ME...

search "hani star academy" in google ok?

soooo proud

today i learned a spanish 1970 song on piano named abrazame,which basically means embrace me,i know he is so "old generation" but the singer is the julio iglesias dude.What is funny is that he sang another song called bisame mucho,basocally lol bisame means kiss me so...

abrazame=embrace me

bisame=kiss me

funny rite?

but i am sooo PROUD of myself that i learned its chords quick.

ok i know saher it is "so me" but people,which girl do u think is the prettiest,write her number in the comment starting from the left and write why.

by the way they are all the daughters of a tsar called nicholas with a number or ii's xdwho was A REAL TYRANT

that is there family picture when they grew up

this is for u cania,flower names

Ardith
Aster
Azalea
Blossom
Calla
Cassia
Daffodil
Dahlia
Daisy
Daphne
Delphine
Edelweiss
Fern
Fleur
Flora
Florence
Ginger
Heather
Holly
Iris
Ivy
Jasmine
Laurel
Leilani
Liana
Lily (Lili, Lillie, Lilly)
Linnea
Maile
Marigold
Marguerite
Melia
Olive
Pansy
Pepper
Petunia
Poppy
Rose
Rosemary
Rosie
Saffron
Viola
Violet
Yasmin
Zinnia

sore throat

today i didn't go to school coz i was sick.I had a sore throat which I REALLY HATE,personally i prefer a fever.The problem was that the only way to sooth the pain was to EAT...big mistake.First when i woke up there was no one in the house,and that is something i dearly like,so i ended up with a "healthy apetite"which the victorian would call it.I made an elegant breakfast and put it on a tray,and ate it infront of the TV ,when i opened the TV the doctors show just started off and u know what that guy travis said? :"welcome,people in another episode of the doctors CHEEERS!!!! today's episode is going to be all the things you want to know about MEN!" 0.0 anyway i ended up watching it (there was nothing good on the other channels ;) ) any way again i slowly ate my giagantic breakfast:
four pieces of toast
two types of cheese
sugarcane treacle and sesame cream(and egyptian speciality that may contain maybe 3000 calories)
banana
tea
And then when my dad and brother came later and started eating a particualry high in calorie lunch)which was only an hour later,I ATE WITH THEM!!!! AND and then after an hour i took another helping!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and then now when i am writing this blog,i am eating scrambled egg not to mention eating half of the chocolate bar my dad got from his friend who recently went to switzerland!
sorry people if i look kinda fat tommorrow,i know i know it is weird to talk in detail aboiut what u ate in a day........BUT IT IS THE ONLY WAY I CAN EXPRESS MY GUILT
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