another egyptian memory...

there is this square in cairo called midan al game3 or the mosque square...
look um not bothered to use proper punctiuation
there,u can find anything from(thats an egyptian metaphor)a needle to a rocket.There is also lots of illegal sellers who sell seasonal stuff,like vegetables and fruits,and stationary in early september,and dates in ramadan...u get my idea.And so in one winter my mum went to the most popular seller there...the artickoke man,well,if u never saw artichoke,it looks like a CACTUS, and is pain in the backside to peel,and so my mum went,waited in the queue for nearly an hour,then spent another hour picking the good looking artichokes,then another half an hour supervising the man,all to provide the perfect winter dinner for her beloved family...khkhkhk...sarcasm..whatever.The artichoke chaps uses plastic pots with water and salt to peel the artichokes.When-that is the problem- the man was about to finish,there was a loud scream:"policeeeeee!!!!"and there came a police car chasing the illegal unliscensed...bla cant spell it sellers,and u know what the dude did?i don know maybe in his hurry,or thinking it was a good way to get rid of the police,he fllipped the pot over my mum! and then mr. policemen came and took THE BAG OF ARTICHOKES!!! hungry loser,and so my mum came covered in artichoke juice and with know artichoke,i remember crying when i knew um not gonna have a...rich,warm,savoury,artichoke,stew for dinner WWWAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!1
P.S. artichoke is and arabic word ard is earth and choke is thorns so there u go thorns of the earth.
p.p.s that happened in 2002